Turnbuckle Zine

realized that every Ryback match is basically just what it was like to set up a handicap match in WCW/NWO Revenge or WWF No Mercy or something?  Like, fighting two guys at once was fun in the game because, you know, you’re beating up two dudes and trying all your different create a player moves that you spent fucking 8 hours choosing and assigning…

but, in reality, Ryback matches are more like your friend inviting you over and forcing you to watch him play WWF No Mercy on Easy mode every week for all of eternity with his lame created character.

ugh

The Mystery Raw GM hadn’t yet been forgotten about during the Summer of Punk leading to Money in the Bank?

Mary just described Vickie Guerrerro’s character as “hyper-reality”